
Real Nightmare : Being in the nose bleed section of a Bruins game with 2 foot versions of the Universal Monsters. The element that drives it into being horrific, terrifying and night sweaty is not the sawed off horror icons, but the fact that I was sitting at a sporting event and not completely mad about it. A line I will draw in the sand with anyone : sports, sports employees and sport patronage is/are the true toilet seats for breathing. Gastrointestinal finger food seeped through a funnel of ocular excitement.